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A symbol of strength and size, Superman was lifting back before it was cool to be lifting.
Now, this costume is a no-brainer. It costs almost nothing yet shows off all of your gains.
I'm not talking about the store bought plastic version either. Simply take your skinny jeans, you know the ones you wore 3 years ago and cut them off just above the knee. Dye the rest of your body in green body paint.
Now you will be able to tell all your friends that you're going green. Overall cost: Under 5 dollars
A symbol of strength and size, Superman was lifting back before it was cool to be lifting. Superman is arguably the most recognizable superhero on the planet, and he is 100% natty.
This is a classic choice that never can go wrong. There's a reason Soulja Boy made a song about this superhero back in 2007.
Youuuuu should be Superman for Halloween.
Another superhero? You're damn right it's another superhero.
What is there not to like about Batman? Batman is rich, drives a fast car, and always gets the best looking women (with the exception of that chick that replaced Katie Holmes in the Dark Knight, that chick was busted). Not only does Batman have the physique but also has that dark sense of mysteriousness that women love.
Batman is the best superhero of all-time, there I said it.
Another solid option guaranteed to scare those #dadbods away. Simply buy a hat and shirt from TigerFitness.com, then proceed to cut a big piece of cardboard into a triangle before stapling it to your back under your shirt.
Note: flavor saver facial hair optional.
Hugh Jackman actually lifts as he can be seen deadlifting over 500 pounds on a regular basis. Put a bunch of gel in your hair, make some fake claws, and people will know who you're trying to be.
If you still have one of those high altitude training masks you wore to the gym that one time, break it out of the closet because you actually have a use for it now.
The only other thing you need for this costume is about a 6-month dirty bulk and a weekly split of Traps/Traps/Traps/Traps. Start consuming Ben and Jerry's now and you just might bulk enough to be passable by October 31st.
I don't remember this movie really well, but I just know you can wear a cape, a loincloth, and carry around some big stick yelling "This is Sparta!" It will likely cost you zero dollars.
let's hope your mom doesn't get mad you ripped up your only bed sheet to create the costume.
Thor clearly lifts and carries around a giant hammer. There's not much more that needs to be said here.
For this one, all you need is some bad form and a fake cast. People will instantly get the idea.
If any of your friends do CrossFit and you're afraid of offending them; good they likely aren't your friends anyways.