April 10, 2016
Steve Shaw
99 Funny & Frightening Bodybuilding Fashion Pics From the 1980s
#1 - Mr. Zebra Pants and Mr. Banana Hammock.
#2 - Hanky bandana on fleek.
#3 - Shorts so tight, but they feel so right!
#4 - Little known fact: During his early years the Hamburglar was a female bodybuilding coach.
#5 - Well this picture isn't awkward at all.
#6 - Human jelly bean performing intense bicep curls.
#7 - When your shorts split the difference and it nearly brings a tear to your eye.
#8 - Serious mall hair and poofy pants - you got the look!
#9 - Flex-a-Tron McHeadband with the Gold's gym tag team.
#10 - Nothing compliments a good pair of acid-washed jeans better than playing card suspenders.
#11 - Feather hair, super mullet, but that red wife beater tho.
#12 - Oh... It feels so good! I'm a manics! A maniac!
#13 - Here son! Curls for the girls! Big, potent, 12 ounce curls.
#14 - Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! We are the Wango Tango clan here to see the 80s ladies!
#15 - Slick McNulty here! Who wants to stroke my sexy pants!
#16 - This is what happens when you combine amazing genetics with really bad 80s hair.
#17 - Zebra stripes on zebra stripes with a side order or pink zebra stripes.
#18 - Red, white and booyah!
#19 - You! Yes, you! Can't handle the heat of this outfit? get out of the gym!
#20 - No comment can match the epicness of this image.
#21 - I think this whole Indian leather jacket and matching faux fur bikini look is actually working here.
#22 - The V-cut in those shorts get any higher and Cheech and Chong might just stop by for a workout.
#23 - Trouser nipple. 'Nuff said.
#24 - Beezle and Bozzle rocking that slick fanny pack game.
#25 - Matching 1980s bumble bee attire WHILE performing donkey squats. Priceless!
#26 - Oh. My. Gawd! What in the heck am I feeling on my lower back????
#27 - Arnold Schwarzenegger teaching sex education?
#28 - The fluffy marshmallow crew rocking those sweet 80's hair dos.
#29 - Como estas? Let's get this part started! Crank up the Culture Club!
#30 - And then this happened.
#31 - Toss in a couple mustaches and a beard and you have one heckuva Gold's gym bash session.
#32 - Bonus points are given for the best mane.
#33 - The old short-sleeved leather trench coat look.
#34 - Come hither and take a whiff.
#35 - The suspenders add that memorable touch.
#36 - Rug candal or drug scandal? Either way we're back to sweet suspender action.
#37 - Eww! That's freaking gross. I mean the yellow shorts!
#38 - Smooth... Like a baby's butt with a lucky rabbit's foot earring.
#39 - Hmmmmmm? Androgynous.
#40 - Like my fanny package?
#41 - Come with me if you want to lift.
#42 - Meet my 2 biceps: Herp and derp.
#43 - Watchoo looking at son? A red t-shirt makes the best under-sweater garment.
#44 - That awkward moment when you perform a slight lean to the right to prevent your dog from taking off during the middle of your epic picture.
#45 - Windshield glasses for days.
#46 - I heart sports and fitness!
#47 - Looks legit.
#48 - Something's eating something in this picture.
#49 - Ho! Ho! Holy crap look at those pants.
#50 - Mr. and Mrs. McPickle ready for a night out at da club.
#51 - Hey ladies, look at that amazing bicepticon!
#52 - That awkward moment when you tuck your junk northward.
#53 - HAHAHAHAHA! My hair can kick your arse!
#54 - In 2016, this is considered a desired physique.
#55 - Better Bodies gainz from the 80s.
#56 - This is a fashion victim masterpiece.
#57 - I don't know what's more epic - The pig tails or the yellow posting suit.
#58 - Abs. That is all. And white teeth.
#59 - I think she nailed the 1980s makeup.
#60 - Is this "Ask Scooby" 35 years ago?
#61 - When she has more camel toe than he has moose knuckles.
#62 - The funky triangle graphic may have very well been the crowning glory of someone's design career.
#63 - Well this isn't awkward at all, is it?
#64 - Top bodz and small... Um, nevermind.
#65 - Hey boiiiiiiiii! What in God's name is he wearing?
#66 - I slay Q-bert.
#67 - Stretch Armstrong? Is that you!?!?
#68 - A picture so amazing that words can't even begin to describe it.
#69 - Seeking those gray sweats bulge gains.
#70 - Leather vest and perky nipples. Yee haw!
#71 - Just heading to a Cyndi Lauper concert!
#72 - Even Dorian Yates lived through the 1980s.
#73 - Well this isn't awkward or abnormal in any way.
#74 - This out to get us laid bro.
#75 - What the living bleep! Did you just fart?
#76 - So much 80s class.
#77 - Are those dead animals on their heads, or is this just a Mad Max movie?
#78 - What ya got in dat dere fanny pack broseph?
#79 - Hey girl! You don't even lift! HAHAHAHAHAHA.
#80 - Bro, the only thing I see are those raccoon eyes. Tanning fail.
#81 - Yup. So much win in this photo.
#82 - Tom Platz, dazed and confused. Apparently.
#83 - Make sure to always tuck your stringer tank top into your radioactively electric poofy pants.
#84 - Winning life by rocking the best 80s rocker haircuts you will ever see.
#85 - Apparently, it's back!
#86 - Is that dude wearing some form of a sports bra?
#87 - Hair gains. Hair gains.
#88 - Jesse the Body with Better Weider. So much 80s, so much hair!
#89 - Um... "Roid's"?
#90 - Just out for a jog, not caring if my testicles fall out of my short shorts.
#91 - When it takes 3 hours to prep your hair for a photoshoot.
#92 - Spring into a beautiful body and pants straight out of the movie Tron.
#93 - Pfffft. He might have an amazing arm but look at these locks.
#94 - Insert WTF here.
#95 - Um... Yeah.
#96 - Disturbing.
#97 - I really have no clue what to say here.
#98 - Um. Sexy is the only thought that comes to mind. And zebra print. definitely zebra print.
#99 - Iron Maiden, do you even lift?